dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
*throws shade* *misses*
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
why are boys so attractive and intimidating??? how am i supposed to talk to them when they’re attractive and intimidating?????
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows